What is happening to this world?

Read on Facebook there is this popular trend called sex roulette among young Spaniards. 

Sex roulette is unprotected sex orgies and the host will invite a HIV carrier secret guest. Apparently the thrill and danger of getting an incurable disease that will slowly kill you heightens orgasm. 

We have a nation so safe the citizens are seeking their own thrill.

In Malaysia we have rape, robbery, flood, snatch thief, corrupt officials and blown up Mongolian mistress. You can't even go out alone now. 

We have a nation so dangerous that you can't even go to toilet by yourself. No one is above suspicion.

The solution is obvious. Spaniards wanting the thrill of danger in their lives should totally move to Malaysia.

I don't know why I am not ruling my own nation by now.

In Australia, we are having election on July 2nd. Here election is serious business. You will be fined if you do not exercise your voting rights. Overseas have to do postal vote.

There is a healthy democracy here and you don't get power failure during ballot counting and have 3 extra boxes when the lights come back up.

Also citizens are very protected here. The government is not allowed to tag their citizens with ID and take their fingerprints. This is to prevent genocide or ethnic cleansing. Imagine if one day the Malaysian government decided to kill all ________(insert race). Said race will have no where to hide. I never give much thought to ID collecting until I arrived here and realize how badly our government has abused our rights.

There is certain protection with anonymity. It does make it hard to proof who you say you are. Like 3-4 documents as proof unless you have a driver's license. Quite a pain but well worth it.

Meanwhile.......

 Let the celebration begins!